Mr. Jones

Haha okay, okay so I got a present in the mail today from a friend way in Alaska. This song is about that present and its goofy like Lyynn's Chicken lol hope you guys like it cause its written for you =D my fellow wolfens! It's names after my most favorite song of all time by the Counting Crows Mr. jones!

Aha la la Oh don't know what to do now
When my friends saw it they laughed out loud
Was a gift, maybe this ain't so bad

Sha la la Would've rather had my friend give me a call
Instead he sent me a troll doll
It's got yellow hair, and a creepy stare

Went shopping at the Gap and...oh no
They don't have your size, where do we go
You need clothes, because no one likes naked trolls

Showed my girlfriend and wasn't a fan
I say how can you not like my little dude man
Said it don't improve my chances, but he has sunglasses

Your just jealous
Wait till I put him down
And steal him for yourself

Oh saw right through your plan
So we combed his hair
And took him to get a tan

Now he's a hit with all the ladies
And I never go out alone
When I'm palling with Mr. Jones

Hope you guys loved reading it as much as I did writing it! =D

*an audience of hundreds of people clap and cheer as Tonto climbs the steps to recieve his grammy dor "best song written about a troll" *

*puts hands up* Thank you, thank you...didn't mean to steal your thunder Adele, Usher, Black Keys lol *grabs award* I'd like to thank Dylan Francis for sending me a gift. Lyynn for offering me this award *wiles away tears* and finally, my mom...I love you mom! *blows nose in handkerchief* XD